2007/10/16

Major league baseball meet the Sopranos

- Who got shot?

-Troy Tulowitzki, you know, from Brooklyn, the tall guy with a goatee.

-Got shot by who?

-Some f*&?% spic Augie Ojeda, from Harlem. He shot him in the back then jumped on his face. What a f(*&$# coward!

-Why did he do that? I mean, a f&?%$ attack like that isn't profitable for anybody. Back in the old days, I remember, La Troy ''La Bat'' Hawkins would never have done that.

- It has to do with a load of stolen Japanese plasma TVs that Daisuke Matsuzaka or sake or saku, it may be Finnish actually. Anyway, that little yellow prick stole the TVs, then tried to sell it to Travis ''Bazooka'' Hafner, that lone-shark. He didn't like the price, so he beated Matsu-saku-keke and this whole mess made the big West Coast boss Kaz Matsui very pissed off so he spoke with his good friend Coco Crisp who in turn gave the contract to Ojeda.

-Ojeda, isn't he related to Augie Ogglethorpe from Utica?

-C'mon Cristopher, what kind of idiot are you? You can't be related if you have the same first name for C&?%$'s sake. Anyway, which brings me to us. Bazooka wants us to go and blow up The Livin' Hernandez, a stripper's club owned by the Japs ont 47th street.

- Do Uncle June knows? I mean, he should know. He's the boss.

- Bahhh, what would he do? Stand up for his friend from the West Coast, just because he used to go there to get some p*&?% ?

-Anyway, I got a couple of guys who could do the job, real professionnals. They did the Franklin Morales house three years ago.

-They did that? That was a real blaze, right from the movie Backdraft. Firemen everywhere. They never found out who did it. In fact, they didn't even found out Frank's body. Burned down like a Portorican sausage on 67h street.

-I told you so, I'm gonna call them, whathisname..yeah ok, there we go, Yorvit Torrealba and his brother Manny Corpas.

-F(*&#@, Christopher, they can't be brothers if they don't have the same name?

-They met in prison.

2 commentaires:

Le_Polyiste a dit...

Pour ceux qui se demande si j'ai pris de la drogue, c'est juste que je regardais le baseball dernièrement pour la première fois depuis très longtemps et je trouvais que les noms des joueurs sonnait comme des personnages de The Sopranos.

La Tortue têtue a dit...

Berslak!

Lâche la job; elle te rend fou.

Ou lâche le baseball, qqchose.